Sore kuwi sardot karo sodron lagi mlaku bareng..

Sardot : kadang aku ngiri karo bocah-bocah kae dron..

Sodron : ngiri piye dot?

Sardot : sore-sore ngene muter-muter numpak satria fu mbocengke cewek ayu.. Lha aku..

Sodron : kowe piye dot?

Sardot : sore-sore ngene...

Sodron : iyo...

Sardot : mlaku-mlaku...

Sodron : ho-oh...

Sardot : karo...

Sodron : opo? 

Sardot : ... ANGON MUNYUK..!!! 

Sodron salto sak puteran trus normal maneh..

Sodron : dot?

Sardot : piye dron?

Sodron : aku kebelet pipis ki..

Sardot : kono pipiso!! Mosok aku kon natur..?

Sodron : sopo ngerti? Hahaha.. Sek yo ? (karo golek suketan)

Sardot : OJO NENG SUKETAN DROOON!!!

Sodron : nopo to?

Sardot : melas sukete dron.. Mengko mati keracunan!! Wkwkwk

Sodron : wedhus!! (karo nyedhak tembok)

Sardot : OJO NENG TEMBOK DRON!!!

Sodron : NOPO MANEEEEHH ????? (mangkel)

Sardot : kuwi ono tulisane "YANG KENCING DISINI PINTER".. Awakmu khan ora pinter tow? 

Sodron : oh.. Iyo dot.. Aku lali.. Hahahaha (karo nyedhak uwit)

Sardot : OJO NENG UWIT DROOONN!!!!

Sodron : AAAAAARRGGGHH!!!! NOPO MANEH HAH??? (emosi)

Sardot : ku..kuwi.. UWITE KETO'E ANGKER dron.. Gelem po pipismu ora mbalik?

Sodron : i..iyo dot.. Aku pi..pindah wae.. (karo nyedhaki togor listrik)

Sardot : OJO NENG TOGOR DROOONN!!! ADUUUH!!!

Sodron : duh gusti.. Ameh pipis wae kakean cangkem.. NOPO MANEH?? TOGORE WES KROPOS??

Sardot : ora dot.. 

Sodron : PIPISKU ISO MARAI TOGORE AMBRUK?? (karo mbukak retsleting)

Sardot : o..ora dron..

Sodron : OPO ONO UNDANG-UNDANGE NGONO??? (karo siap tembak)

Sardot : o..ora dron ta.. tapi..

Sodron : ORA URUSAN DOT!!! POKOKE AKU PENGEN PIPIS NENG KENE!!! HUAHAHAHAHA!!! (mulai nyirami togor)

Sardot : o..ojo dron.. aduh.. ci..ciloko tenan ki..

Sodron : AAAH.. LEGOOO!!! Piye dot? Kok rupamu wedi ngono to? (karo mbenekno retsleting)

Sardot : aku mau jane mung ameh ngomongi..
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,..ono WONG GEDI TATOAN ndodok ngudud neng NGISOR TOGOR KUWI dron...

..saiki wong kuwi mendelik nyawang rupamu dron.. Hiks.. Hiks..

*adegan saklebare disensor yo lur.. Soale mambu kekerasan
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